A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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your mom is so fat.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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