- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

being sober in a bar fight

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

This is funny.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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