A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Robin, get in the car!

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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