why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Tucker Rivera

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Where are you going Your house

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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