Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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