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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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