A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

stuarts mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

It says so on your cap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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