A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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do you have a wife?

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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