- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

A seal walks into a club.

I was once a hamster.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Poop.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

non poop

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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