what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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oh hai

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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knock knock no ones home

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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