- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

That is so fetch

justin littleton being sucessful

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

knock knock no ones home

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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