Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

a skinny sumo wrestler

Justin Bieber.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

i killed my family

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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