brittney griner

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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