stuarts mum

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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It says so on your cap.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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woman's rights

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A train poops its pants.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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