- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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I am very humble.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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