hey, my names mark.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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you suck

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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