- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

You're a frog

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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