Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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have safe sex

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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