Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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