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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Chuck Norris Dies.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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