Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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flavin's head

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Jebron Lames.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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i just pooped that is all!

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Anti Joke

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