- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

The Morman Religion.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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