Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What? Yes.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What's an Anti Joke?

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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