What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Bark I'm a tree

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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