tom pauling

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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