Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

A kid has no friends.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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