Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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I shot a bitch.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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