Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Ben Affleck

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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this is not a drill.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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im gey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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