"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

How old is your mom Dead

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Smelly Indians.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Your wife died during the delivery.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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