A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Feminism

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

womens rights.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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