- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

The WNBA.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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