why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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