- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Knock Knock opens the door

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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