- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Knock Knock opens the door

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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