- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

I <3 Hitler

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Water? I hardly know her.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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