- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Alchohol.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Women can vote? WTF

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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