Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

squash squash who squash my ass

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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