- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's two plus two? Window

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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