- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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