a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

A: Do you like it B: No

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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