- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

womens rights

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Robin get in the batmobile!

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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