Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Basically

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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