I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Sex education in Texas.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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