- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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