Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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they're dead. idiot.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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a woman votes!

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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