While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Knock knock

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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whats 2+2? 4

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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