What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Justin Bieber.

Nickleback.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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