- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Whats two plus two? Miles

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

A dyslexic blind man

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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