Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Your future.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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i found waldo.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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