Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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