- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Tucker Rivera

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

did you stub your toe?

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Your mom.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why was the man sad? his wife died

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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