- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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