What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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George Bush.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Not a joke.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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hard cheese

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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