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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Womens' sports

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's a joke? Funny

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Latvia isn't a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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