Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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