BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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