The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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