What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Stealth baseballs record

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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