- Anti Joke

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Dusters blow stuff.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why are balck people black because they are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget walked under a bar.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.