What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A midget walked under a bar.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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