- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

what's up? my penis.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

ass.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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