A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Choir.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Ben Affleck

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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