- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

what tall and looks like a jew?

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Women's Rights.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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