- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

My name is Jeff

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Black...

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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