- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

this is not a drill.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Mitt Romney

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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