knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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How did th-A fridge.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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