Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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A black man comes home from work.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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