- Anti Joke

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was barking at a tree

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

God. God.

Punching a baby

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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