Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

David Cameron

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

My love life

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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